Wednesday, December 7, 2016

WOW!!! this is awesome, of late people having coming up with series of funny vidoes and lots, this rit here is cool and amazing, the combinations are wonderful.

ITS A BOMB!! ENJOY IT!!


Here are 10 hilarious Mugabe quotes that will make your day.
1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”
2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”
4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”
5. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
6. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
7. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.”
8. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”
9. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”
10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

wow!!! we are back and better, here are our forecast for the day.


El-Salvador - Alianza FC - 1
England - ISP - kingstonian - 2
Germany - Oberliga B - Brinkumer SV - 1
                  Oberliga RPS - Tus Mechtersheim -
Greece - FL - Trikala - 1x
Gutamela - Deportivo Malacateo -1x
International - CL - Tottenham - 1
                                Bayer Leverkusen - 1x
                                Real Madrid - 1x
                                Juventus - 1
Italy - Liga Pro - Livorno - 1x
                            Olbia - 1x
                            Bassano Virtus - 1
                            Pordenone - 1x
Morroco - Raja Casablanca - 1
                 Wydad Casablanca -2x


GOODLUCK

Sunday, December 4, 2016



SOLUTIONS TO HARD TIMES IN JANUARY!!

Here in our country, hard times in January has turned out to be what an English man calls NATURAL PHENOMENON.

since when i was a child, Ive heard grown ups complain about hard times in January of every year, till it got to a point that i thought that another name for January was HARD TIMES, but getting older and wiser, i got to understand the cause of well known January hard times.

I wouldn't wanna go into details on the reasons for the hard times, rather im here to provide a solution to it. MMM is the solution!! to that i say, CONGRATULATIONS to all participants, as we can donate today for the rainy January.

To all doubting THOMAS, why don't you join our online presentation this weekend via whatsapp on Saturday, time is 8:00pm, so that we will answer all your questions and clear all your doubts.  To be a part of this presentation, all you need to do is to add this no (08066048367) to your whatsapp then text me these words, "SOLUTION TO HARD TIMES IN JANUARY" so that i will add you to the presentation group. 
 
Thanks.

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